Tuesday, June 21, 2016

"If you find yourself in a fair fight..."

"...your tactics suck!"

I remember reading that once on a bumper sticker for a Krav Maga school in Raleigh and being intrigued by the cheekiness of it.

My son has been taking taekwondo lessons for about 6 years now, and the other day I thought to myself, "What the hell, I'll try their Krav class."

My first class was tonight.

After the first 30 seconds or so, this is all I could think.

(this used to be an "I've made a terrible mistake" GIF)

That was the most intense exercising I've done since ever. I might have worked out harder that one time I showed up for PT in ROTC in college, but I was also 19 years old then.

I need this, though. Every time I go to the gym, I tell myself I'll up the intensity, or the duration, on the treadmill, but I rarely do. And that's when I actually manage to drag myself to the gym. I need to work out with other people, so that at the very least I'll push myself out of a sense of embarrassment. And the instructors and the other students are great. At the end one of them told me I should be proud just for making it all the way through my first class - he had not. They all made me feel welcome and overlooked my pathetic attempts at punching and kicking.

I may not ever be a badass IDF trooper, but hopefully I'll at least be a smaller target...