My family went out to eat tonight. Soon after we ordered, our server came back with a platter full of food. The only thing that was ours was a salad, but the event prompted this exchange with my son.
Him: Wow, if that had been our food, that would have been fast.
Me: Yeah, scary fast.
Him: Yeah, salmonella fast.
Me: That's going in my blog.
On another note, yes, it has been a while, hasn't it?
